Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

trucket list

Travel bucket list (J.V.).

Halo halo, I've always wanted to try it - it's on my trucket list!

by Anonymous Janugie February 4, 2018

Greg's List

Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.

Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.

Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale

by kanickys654 March 23, 2010

nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*

Your dads on the nonce list

by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019

Isaac's list

All dirty things that can be done during sex are on the list.everything from "Banned in 30 states" to "Hail Mary" is done on the list.

Bro I did everything last night with Kate, Isaac's list was my list last night.

by Flashkk June 15, 2017