Crop crash

When you fart and someone walks into your fart, often unexpectedly. The opposite of crop dusting

I can’t believe the vice principal crop crashed Mr Pawlikowksi’s classroom. I bet it reeked!

by Keato88 February 28, 2024

Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie September 30, 2015

Pain cropping

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd

That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt

by Cenobite777 March 22, 2024

Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.

“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”

by Tdriz July 11, 2022

Crop-dust

Crop-dusting /ˈkräp ˌdəst/ is the noun of the word Crop-Dusting describing the action of blowing marijuana in the from of smoke at some one, in particularly the face/nose and mouth , this person may or may not wish to inhale the smoke though. This is not only for marijuana and may be used referring to any or all drug that can be used in the form of a vapor or smoke. While this action has been popular since the 1960s this phrase has been keyed in the 21 century.

John: Why isn't Jimmy smoking?
Tom: I don't know!
John: We should go Crop-Dust him!

Tom:Sure

by HarrytheStoner July 16, 2018

Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

Crop Rotation

The act of giving some 11/10 head. You just be tossin and turnin yo dome.

I’ve never had a bitch suck my dick like that. She was givin’ me some mean Crop Rotation.

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020