Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

by Lil pepp June 20, 2014

Carpet Munchkin

Noun
1. An affectionate term used by lesbians to describe one another in an endearing way.

"Your so special Jenny, I love you so much, your my little Carpet Munchkin"

by Unice Tracy Able January 11, 2015

Carpet Shower

Urinating on a hairy snatch.

This kinky bitch wants a carpet shower!

by carpet pisser December 07, 2006

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 23, 2003

Carpet Angels

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.

Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.

by Woobey June 25, 2016

Carpet-Wall

Wallpaper which has texture like carpet.

'Dude, I'm so fuckin wasted you've got, like, carpet for walls, like, Carpet-Wall Mutha fucker.

by Eagle Von Ceasel April 30, 2008

s.k. carpets

Is a situation where possibilitys puts their actions in a position for suicide..the non exceptance of ideas or thoughts..

s.k. carpets acronymn
means sucicide kill...

by regardless devon victory January 29, 2009