Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry

He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed

by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019

Shmuck puppet

Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.

You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.

by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022