poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
by fxckface February 17, 2008
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Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 08, 2014
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poor chick attitude

A loud obnoxious attitude put on to put up a front. The uglier the poor chick the louder they are in everyday conversation.

The more loud and insecure they are the more bullshit they spew.

Usually found bragging about being busted by the feds and pistol whipped since it's the highlight of their life.
Sandra grew up in section 8 and was done wrong by everyone in her life and now has the poor chick attitude.
by vortexed0 June 26, 2010
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Poor people expensive

something that is perceived to be luxurious, and thus flaunted as such when in reality it does not truly have a luxurious status.
Guy 1: Man bob bought a Camaro it's expensive he must have money.
Guy 2 no, Bob is broke a Camaro is poor people expensive.
by Isaiah Bradley June 26, 2011
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poor man's crack

To add extra nicotine straight from the bottle to other drugs like crack or meth in order to increase the intensity and duration of the high. That also makes it easier to overdose.
In that crack house they use poor man's crack to increase their efficiency. That is so smart that it is stupid.
by WillRock June 28, 2011
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seven sisters of the poor

A saying which refers to a shitty opponent, generally a cupcake team in a sporting event.
Matt: "St. Joe's is the BOMB!!! 20-0 bitch, we're AWESOME!!!"
Alex: "Any half decent team would be 20-0 after playing the seven sisters of the poor like they have."
Matt: "Well I never!"
by Nick D May 28, 2004
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Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.
Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...
by Jere August 07, 2012
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