Keep it local

Editing all of the extras out of a story.Abreviatting a story or joke so the listener doesn't become bored or lose interest.

This chick just kept going on and on. I just wanted her to keep it local.

by klize September 5, 2010

local jee

An american way of saying Hillbilly

He was born in a two-bedroom house and walked to school with my brother,
Now that's a local jee!

by Caash January 5, 2008

local hooliganism

A newly formed religion originating in orlando florida.To join said religion, one must go coneing in order to earn a large fanbase. members are known as "local hooligans" and participate in shannaniganz that are devised at lunch.

sign our local hooliganism bible janny.

by j.will March 3, 2009

local sorority

A sorority that typically consists of only one chapter, located at the university it was founded at. Chapters are typically small in size compared to their National counterparts, who tend to have chapters of 100+ girls.

Chi Omega Rho, a local sorority at Lawrence Technological University

by ORho February 1, 2014

Local Skin

A person who lives in your area whose main/only appeal is that they live nearby. This is a negative/objectifying term. Could refer to male or female.

Man 1: Dude I heard you got with Samantha, you must be excited!!

Man 2: Nah, she's just local skin. On to the next YA FEEL

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Woman 1: Wow Kathy I heard you hooked up with Dave, What a catch!!

Woman 2: Nah you got it all wrong, Dave is 100% local skin. Onto the next, YA FEEL

by Urmomsbutt101 July 31, 2014

local snoop dogg

Means the known weed person in your area. May be a dealer or a stoner.

Gotta get more kush from the local snoop dogg

by Herbelille January 4, 2015

local league

A hockey league occupied by untalented players with low skill and talent just looking to play for fun.

He's not very good at hockey he must play local league.

by Dr. Stenderson March 30, 2015