Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

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are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

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Landon

Super cool dude but sometimes acts like a butt and he has black hair and deep brown eyes and he likes to play baseball

Girl 1: Did tour hear about that guy that got 3 people out last night

Girl 2: I’ve heard of him but don’t know his name

Girl1: his name is Landon

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A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.

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Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

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a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon

Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!

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