Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"

This is the guido

by godknows342 March 30, 2023

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.

Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.

by Imanisu March 4, 2022

Guido

Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.

Guido good guy best friend for life.

by Beealishes December 31, 2022