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Walter the dog 

Walter the dog is not dead, there are manye posts that he indeed is dead, however he is my dog and he still lives
Oh my gawd did u see the new post about walter being dead, he was such a cool dog...

Yea u know walter the dog? He is alive so stfu

Maxi the dog 

A dog with the name maxi is the most beautiful dog you will ever see. She is normally a small dog. She loves you so much that she will sleep at the end of your bed clingy of your feet. She won’t ever run away but will never let you ran from her. She is tough and will fight things to protect you even if they are three times her size.
I love maxi the dog she is the toughest dog I have ever seen

todding the dog 

neglecting your wife's pet
Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!
todding the dog by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

Cookie the dog 

shortened as cookie

the all powerful overlord that takes the form of a dog she has the power to defeat the weasel king she shows mercy only when she feels like it, she does what she wants and does not listen to any who know of her existence. when used in a sentence there is a chance that something bad will happen such as your power going out . this power full being has been known to eat memories and time remaining in a human life span. this is a powerful being that should be both respected and feared as a powerful entity with no match. only one human has been able to be in the same location with this being and survive this being is known as the youtuber and streamer prod/Iprod/xprod.

this word can be used in many ways as referring to cookie but if it is used negatively you will most likely not survive if you want to survive do not use this phrase. you have been warned
"and for lunch cookie the dog had one of my memories from when i was 13"
Cookie the dog by Runnerdeath October 27, 2020

keep the dog off the half pipe 

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

Molly The Dog

Sara: "Molly The Dog is cool"
Everybody: "yes"
Molly The Dog by owenzagod_15 November 15, 2020