Mountain Dew Baby

The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.

Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn

Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.

Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.

by Richierich7896 October 03, 2017

honey dew stick

A seductively sweet stick typically found on the lower frontal area of a male anatomy

Rebecca: "Please give me your honey dew stick!"

All men present: "With pleasure!"

by jonnymikey November 03, 2013

Final Dew Phenomenon

The anomaly wherein, upon purchasing or securing the last of an available snack or beverage, the item in question tastes better knowing that nobody else can have it. In turn, this often spawns jealousy, awe, or grudging respect.

"Man, I got the last soda from the vending machine. It's all mine, and it tastes AMAZING."

"Final Dew Phenomenon? I hate you and everything you love."

by MrHaveANiceDay January 03, 2012

Mountain Dew Mouth

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.

Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.

by FergiFerg020608 February 17, 2009

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

by CAlonghair January 21, 2016

Whiskey Dew Finger

1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.

2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.

Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”

by matt5000 June 02, 2010

Dusty Dew Rag

A foreign hooker, that is often low priced, and sought after by middle class, fat white men.

Dusty Dew Rag: “Hey brad, how about we order one of those dusky dew rags?”

by Yungdaggerdick32801 December 21, 2018