Alpha Mouth

When your slang, way of speaking, and/or way of texting is contagious, and other people tend to copy or adopt it.

John: "I'm so tilted."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."

by bubbub123 March 14, 2021

Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023

alpha-dawg

The supreme leader of a family, business, gang, posse, government, military, religion or group.

When the alpha-dawg speaks, people listen.

by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015

Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.

"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."

by toastmann October 8, 2022

alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.

If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.

by bobsknobs November 26, 2013

alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it

Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period

by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016

alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.

"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016