albert

stupid fat autistic cat

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic

by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019

Albert

49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.

Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.

by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022

Albert

Albert is a sex simbol

Omg I love Albert

by YnySebi November 21, 2021

Albert

The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures

Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert

by Riririririverdale November 23, 2021

Albert F. Biella

A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.

Cassy and Pablo: sharing food

Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf

Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!

by Caramel’s Gay April 28, 2019

Albert

Dope person

Albert is a dope person

by Sloth army leader October 16, 2018

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011