turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

Oh, tea?

An alternate meaning of tea in which it means “oh really” or “are you serious”

James: Jenny broke her arm doing a flip
Henry: Oh, tea???

by Thatscalm July 30, 2019

green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

Cannibal Tea

Consumption of water, or other liquids in which a dead human has been soaking or saturating within.

Hotel residents of Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles brushing teeth, and drinking hotel water or "cannibal tea," which originated from a water supply in which a dead woman was decomposing in.

by Iwishiwasagiraffe February 21, 2013

Tea Towompowomp

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER

I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.

by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021

Tea tar

When you steep a cup or pot of tea for way too long and the water turns very acidic with an opaque dark brown color resembling tar.

I forgot to take the tea out of the infuser after a few days... when I finally got around to it, I had at least 1 pint of tea tar...

by airplanelover12 May 5, 2020

spilt tea

you just got told some extreme topic or someone is being shady about another

amaya just spilt tea about her ex

by Azal August 21, 2018