Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012

Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014

Cosby Sweater

The multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts.

It took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass!

by Jeff Conway October 27, 2008

Take a sweater

What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.

Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"

by Danny-Dan aka Boss February 26, 2010

Sweater pigs

Breasts, usually in the context of being large in a particularly sleazy way.

Oh man, check out the sweater pigs on that broad...

by Leif_Erickson March 2, 2009

Ankle Sweater

A fat chick SO fat that she sweats from her ankles.

"...Dan bagged another ankle sweater last night. He sureloves the fatties..."

by cptnhook November 24, 2003

sweater queen

a term used soemwhat disparagingly by leather queens to describe non-leather wearing homosexuals. Behaviors: tend to go to moderately priced restaurants not specifically tagetted at gay clientele and tend to work in fields that require intercourse (non-sexual, of course) with heterosexuals

After dinner in the suburbs, Paul discarded the sweater queen outfit and put on a white t-shirt and worn jeans, then headed to the City.

by d maxwell June 3, 2006