Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

by Shair October 3, 2022

surf ripped

1 Someone who is ripped, but only due to their passion for surfing. Which requires an immense amount of energy, endurance and strength. It's basically cheating.

Frother 1: "Bro he is ripped, unfair."

Frother 2: "Nah bro, he's surf ripped. Doesn't count".

by froth goblin November 8, 2017

song surf

going through songs on ones ipod or mp3 player listening to the beginnings of songs, or skipping them altogether, because you've heard all your songs before many times, and you want something new

crap man, i need some new songs, i'm constantly song surfing

by kreamyk March 30, 2007

Double Surfing

The practice of surfing the Internet while channel surfing (watching TV).

"I was Double Surfing Lost to try and figure out what other shows the actors appear in."

Generally falls under 3 categories:
1. TV as background or as fallback entertainment during long, computer-slowing downloads

2. Engaging in social networking or micro-blogging (Facebook, Twitter) while watching a specific program
3. Augmenting the tv viewing experience by researching aspects of a show. This practice is deliberately catered to by many programs in order to affect a sense of interactivity

by Sky Man May 7, 2010

Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.

Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!

by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

bunghole surfing

The process of having anal sex.

Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.

by vivek July 16, 2004