surf ripped

1 Someone who is ripped, but only due to their passion for surfing. Which requires an immense amount of energy, endurance and strength. It's basically cheating.

Frother 1: "Bro he is ripped, unfair."

Frother 2: "Nah bro, he's surf ripped. Doesn't count".

by froth goblin November 8, 2017

Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.

Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!

by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020

Man surfing

The act of surfing on a guys back while he is submerged under water in a pool. Done when placing your feet on his back and riding into the sunset.

Brooke is the Man Surfing champion of Georgia.

by BatCharlotte May 24, 2014

alley surfing

A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.

Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008

Bored Surf

The pointless surfing you do online when you are extremely bored.

Justin: "Hey man, what are you going to do tonight"
Tony: "Nothing really man, i think i'll just bored surf"

by Tony "spade face" April 13, 2010

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

bunghole surfing

The process of having anal sex.

Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.

by vivek July 16, 2004