gym surfing

The practice of abusing free trials at various gyms to prevent paying for a membership.

I'm only in town for a couple weeks but I gotta work out bro. I'm gonna try gym surfing so I don't have to pay.

by meathead20 September 7, 2013

Elevator Surfing

To ride on top of a moving elevator.

elevator surfing is what NYU students do on saturday afternoons.

by selodara April 27, 2012

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012

Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

by Shair October 3, 2022

Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

bunghole surfing

The process of having anal sex.

Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.

by vivek July 16, 2004