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Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.
After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!
by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016
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Chachy Stroller

Someone who is lame and leaves their friends. Not to be confused with a Street Stroller who is a prostitute that leaves her pimp.
Casandra is a chachy stroller for refusing to watch the movie with us
by Velsetta December 30, 2014
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barr stool

A lying pile of shit

The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
by euphemismo May 3, 2019
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soul stroll

when a black person purposefully steps in front of your car at a stop sign, then slows down just because he can and you are white...see also nigger walk
asshole nigger did the soul stroll right in front of me!!
by douglas epley November 6, 2006
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runny stool

a chair like object that runs away from you because it doesnt want someones ass in their face.
bob went to sit on the stool and it ran away like a runny stool!
by Typsy December 19, 2007
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Stool

I have lots of stool.
Oh yeah, I am stooling everywhere.
I stooled in her mouth.
by mikey64_1508 July 4, 2011
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the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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