Stratagedy

A strategic tragedy; A tragedy that has a particular end result in mind; a calculated tragedy for a specific gain (i.e. sympathy, power, money, war, nation)

People that believe 9-11 was an inside job think the attack was a stratagedy to get billions for Homeland Security and war.

by antoniuslyon April 21, 2009

Strait Brainin

Strait Brainin: The act of masturbation using ones own imagination.

I don't watch porn guys, Strait Brainin till the day I die.

by credmerchantshiftyshive July 26, 2011

stratejism

Noun, Used in advertising and marketing to describe the habits of poor strategists.

When you read a blog, a tweet, or hear something, believe it to be true, and instantly turn it into what you believe is a sound strategy without much thought. It feels really good, but only lasts a short while because it is quickly disproven.

"I don't think that's going to work at all, sounds like you stratejismed."

by marketman December 3, 2013

Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

strategically created words

Words or phrases society's leaders insert into society via the media to get people to use them, influence the things people will think about, and how they will think, feel, and act and in doing so mold the immediate future.

Society's leaders figured out that they can mold society and its members by creating strategically created words or phrases, or using established words in new ways and inserting them into society via the media in order to get people to use them and mold the immediate future in the ways which will be most beneficial to society's owners.

by but for December 24, 2017

Stratagasm

A way to relieve yourself that's so unthinkable that you have to think it out.

With no privacy, and only a few moments of opportunity, Stephen had to put serious effort into his stratagasm

by BAMF755 February 21, 2018

Strategy

A well designed plan of action

Jamie has no strategy in the game of risk. Hence why he loses all the time

by Texassteve July 29, 2019