Smash and Stash

When you smash and stay with them instead of dashing.

"I'm not gonna just smash and pass im gonna smash and stash" - Jeremy

by PieManakai December 30, 2020

Canadian cum stash

A group of preferably 2 males and 2 females get together at 12:00 AM sharp and have speed sex to be the first one to cum. The first male to reach that point gets to give the other a fat and steamy load of jizz right across the other males upper lip.

Me and the ole lady beat Matt and his girl in the Canadian cum stash last night.

by Berrie Mcockener February 20, 2023

Hippie Stash

When you tell your friend to smell an incense stick, you put it to their upper lip, press and slide it across creating an incense trail below their nose.

"Dude smell this cinnamon incense."

"okay"
*slides intense stick across upper lip*
"HA hippie stash!."

by Kyler1230 August 25, 2011

Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!

Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.

by thev101 August 29, 2011

stash box

cardboard box used to stash away your porno

I need to let one go, wheres your stash box?

by alt coder October 28, 2005

Newfy stash

A large, bushy mustache common to men from Newfoundland.

Wow,my dad had a huge newfy stash in the 80's!

by Melancholicme July 26, 2010

steasly

it means to define someone who is utterly stupid or someone who is amazing beastly

why do you have to be so steasly

by Cierra Hunter Rose March 6, 2011