Synonymous with dying in a really embarrassing way, such as accidentally choking yourself with your belt while masturbating, or impaling yourself on a broomstick during homosexual shenanigans. Only worse.
Guy 1:"Whatever happened to that crackhead Jim?"
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
Get the state job mug.One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.
by SupraTico October 1, 2005
Get the state farm mug.An excellent university in Boise, ID that is well known for it's football team, which there are a few misconceptions about. #1)We do not expect to play in the national championship if we go undefeated. We just think that a team with 2 losses shouldn't be more deserving of a national championship than an undefeated team just because they're not from the south. #2) We don't purposely schedule creampuff teams every year. That's because none of you so-called "BCS" teams have the balls to play us.(Except for Georgia and Ole Miss)
Boise State's football team is great, but can't get respect from anybody. I'm looking at you Mark May.
by SuPmYhOmIeZ November 22, 2011
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Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.
by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012
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Get the Penn State mug.When a little boy, usually between the ages 8, and 14 is severely raped or molested by a much older saggy man in the shower.
You totally go James Gonion on them.
You totally go James Gonion on them.
Kent: Dude, i heard something happened awhile back.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.
by HaSean Darnarius November 23, 2011
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