Statist

Judging peoples personality based off the state they live in

Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"

by Hashryn September 20, 2021

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Statice

Gay

Cristian is statice

by Pushin pussy February 20, 2022

Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

statitstics

Large-scale findings regarding those delightful "milky-squeezy thingies" dat females possess.

It's said dat da liquid-silicone-containing tonic Pepto-Bimbo is good for temporarily making your boobs bigger, but I would need to look at da actual statitstics before I went so far as to believe said grandiose assertion.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.

When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.

by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022

static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there

I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....

by uncomply June 25, 2022