When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.
Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
by RockyMillion March 27, 2025
Get the The “Stanley Earl Swirl”mug. When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018
Get the Stanley Steamermug. That tall lankey white guy, or someone who does not have the drip. Co-founder of homiepepperoni gang
by 8347tr8efuuiwegq February 14, 2021
Get the Lukas Stanleymug. those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
by sam_1706 January 28, 2024
Get the stanley girlmug. A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
Get the Stanleymug. A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022
Get the stanleymug. An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
Get the Stanley Steamermug.