Dirty Stanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Stanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by NutGoblin69 October 15, 2020

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sanfordaged

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1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.

The nursing home worker shook his head and smiled upon hearing the sanfordaged patient's racially insensitive ramblings.

by MaxSmart June 16, 2011

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by Faffx December 8, 2017

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Mandatory Meetings held to pass useless information to supervisors / middle management / proles and design useless campaigns to "improve morale" while reducing headcount, increasing workloads and reducing pay/bonuses. Intent of the staffinfection is to have it evolve into Circle jerk but this rarely occurs as attendance is mandatory, and like an infection - no one wants to be around it.

The Leader announced at the staffinfection that he will be making (store bought) cookies for everyone to show how much he cares and wants to be loved and thought of as a bro.
Management announced at the staffinfection that although that staffing levels are 45% reduced and that there were record profits and more work to be completed, No positions would be filled and no overtime would be authorized / approved.

by Guacacado October 29, 2018

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