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penis stacking

the act of stacking multiple penises on top of each other inside a vagina
Is it time for another penis stacking Mrs. Whashington?
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shaking hands with the mayor

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.
by AndrewJR May 22, 2006
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Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.
Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...
by b.hanback June 10, 2008
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stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments
by foe stigmund August 8, 2009
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shaking the knuckles

Slang for masturbation when trying to discreetly but openly talk about masturbation.

Past tense: shook the knuckles
Last night I was shaking the knuckles while Ellen was on.
by vladmiric acid August 17, 2010
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Staring Rights

An incidental, innocent gaze at someone where your head has to turn less to see them, than their's does to see you. More head turn means less staring rights, for example. Adds more uncomfortability factor if you have to turn your head to gaze at someone, they notice you looking and they're WTF'ing at you.

Best done while waiting for a train or something that requires glancing in one direction continually where the person you want to check out is also in that direction.
I was at the diner yesterday and I tried to check this girl out a bit better, but she noticed me looking over and had the staring rights on me.
by I M Not Nice March 9, 2011
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Starkington

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.
We should drive to starkington.
by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011
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