scholarly crush

well-educated in the area of communication studies, attractive looking and your stereotypical communication nerd, loves to read Foucalt and Neil Postman

A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.

B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.

by damacommnerd November 21, 2010

Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

Sholder syndrome

Shoulder syndrome is when you can not feel or use you shoulder and your muscles has failed to move.

sholder spasm, Sholder syndrome

by Felecia soko January 17, 2013

sholatone

It means "Paranoia is the leading cause of paranoia."
To find yourself worried about something simply because someone else is worried about it or you've seen something that relates to your situation.

When you are paranoid and there is no real reason to be paranoid.

person 1: Hey man, I think Jane's going to break up with me because she's been eating more than usual.

person 2: Sholatone dude!

person 1: What do you mean?

person 2: Your last girlfriend ate more right before she broke up with you so now you think Jane is doing the same thing.

person 1: I guess you're right.... Sholatone.

by TSander March 25, 2014

Scholzing

(Verb) The act of bringing great prejudice and criticism upon an individual to the extent to which said individual experiences cardiac arrest.

"Cool tattoos, bro. Did you use a coupon?"
"Stop, you're Scholzing m- *GASP*"

by Scholzing May 8, 2014

Scholtzy

Uninformed and unaware of facts yet asserting, with confidence, for something to be the truth

You know that word, squiffy, that you claimed to create? it already exists. Its a pretty Scholtzy move to make that claim.

by Coop26 October 30, 2016

scholiosis

shit that white people make up as an excuse to not workout

Hey brad I can't workout today my scholiosis is killing me

by Dancing with bae April 4, 2017