Santaclops

a one-eyed Santa.

By the time my son's art project made it home, Santa Claus had become a Santaclops.

by Genniex February 8, 2010

Santa leg

When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant

Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg

by sluggerbob December 11, 2010

Santaing

The practice of breaking and entering homes under the pretext of 'leaving gifts.'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'

Police log: "We caught another man santaing at 34 Main Street. Request backup; he has live reindeer."

by TheMagicUnicorn December 14, 2010

santagnostic

A person who does not believe either that Santa exists or not and does not need to know in order to find joy in the Christmas holiday.

I am not sure if Santa brings me gifts or if its my relatives and it does not matter to me...I guess I am a Santagnostic.

by Spread like Mike Honcho November 24, 2011

Santa Sundae

When Santa blows a load on your face.

i saw mommy gettin' a Santa Sundae

by fuckyouallmotherfuckers! January 6, 2012

santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.

Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.

by MoonFlower February 23, 2017