Squirt X 11

Squirt X 11 means for a guy to squirt cum 11 times when he has a cumgasm.

When I jerk off, I usually Squirt X 11!

by eda-skip January 1, 2022

super squirt

That's me. It's when you are having an intense orgasm from intense stimulation. The squirt is uncontrollable and the subsequent orgasms are followed by stronger and more powerful orgasms with incredible amount of SUPER SQUIRT.
One of the most the most important requirements for SUPER SQUIRTING is to have the perfect man.

Those were the most pleasurable SUPER SQUIRTS ever.

by Jenna J'Adore January 1, 2009

Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018

squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.

Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

SQUANT

A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.

A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"

by JUFIUS September 9, 2010

Sea Squirt

Reaching one's climax whilst in an aquatic environment, usually followed by a very visible amount of bodily fluid in said environment.

Did you give that sex on the beach a try man?
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!

by Stormwhisper February 27, 2009

Dirt Vert Squirt

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.

I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"

by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009