squeeze job

a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.

My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.

by cimg November 14, 2007

squeeze

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good and the bad not just significant other, but essential

MY squeeze and I are going to the movies. I couldn't live without my squeeze

by jerrymary August 22, 2007

squeeze

To compress something

Imma squeeze your neck till u turn purple and stop moving foo!

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009

Main Squeeze

another word for girlfriend/boyfriend

I see John over there with Kayla, man, I need a main squeeze!

by Whitney May 11, 2003

Squeezer

A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.

"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock

by Pericot March 10, 2012

Knee Squeeze

recieved from another person causing a simultaneous reaction of pain and funnyness

Michael gave Vicky 20 knee squeezes on her birthday.

by Vickay L. April 4, 2009