squeef

(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)

The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.

by JRS November 4, 2003

Squeef

When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.

That nasty bitch just squeefed!
Queef Squirt

by Squeef man March 9, 2015

squeeb

A cross between a scrub and a dweeb. Thus instead of being a "scrub dweeb" he/she is just a squeeb.

That squeeb doesn't know the difference between a foxy lady and his mother.

by MrMastodonFarm May 31, 2006

squeef

(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.

"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"

by KevinHudson July 19, 2009

squee

A squee, is a projectile female urination.

The sentence, built up from squ-, short for squirt, and -ee, short for wee, also known as urine.

squee = squirting urine.

"Oh my WORD she's SQUEEING EVERYWHERE!!"

by Mr. Hibbert February 23, 2009

Squeef

When sperm comes out of the vagina while queefing. Usually after sex.

Feeling bloated Shirley squeefed after a night of hard pounding.

by CazDev August 5, 2011

squeeb

A small marijuana cigarette.

Man that squeebs not gonna get all of us high!

by citizensoldier71 January 31, 2004