Show me your Sponge

this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady

Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!

Lady : Fuck off!

Show me your Sponge by Caesar 2K10 December 10, 2010

Bullet Sponge 

N. (1)Another term for a member of the armed forces that are placed in a great deal of fire fights, wherein there's a large possibility of getting shot.(2)The frontlines of an army during the early battles revolutionary war.(I.E. Before the de4scion stop using straightline formations by the United States, in favor of tatics reminscient of jungle warfare)

1)My brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge.

2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.

Bullet Sponge by Sonic Youth August 25, 2005

cum sponge 

A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.

"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"

cum sponge by Ron T March 29, 2003

Victoria sponge 

When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.

That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date

Victoria sponge by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018

Fun Sponge 

A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.

Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.

Fun Sponge by Simple Jack and a sack March 24, 2009

cunt sponge 

another name for a tampon

My mom has been bitchy lately, I think someone needs to change her cunt sponge.

cunt sponge by Jnup August 15, 2006

cock sponge 

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

cock sponge by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006