Fungo slump nut bump

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014

The Wednesday Slump

Wednesday slump is the middle of the week,when you are very tired from working/studying and you haven't been getting enough sleep ,thus causing The Wednesday slump
Symptoms can be

-slumping on the bus
-on-going tiredness
-lack of energy
-boredom
-lack of general enthusiam
-slight memory loss/and or confusion

In case of a late onset,such as having symptoms of the Wednesday slump on a Thursday,rectify the situation if possible.

Dave "Did you not remember we had to hand in that assignment today?"
Lucy : "Damn,I think it's the Wednesday slump"

by hanaa1234 March 6, 2012

slumper

a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.

"omg last night you were SUCH a slumper!"
"I can't believe you did that, slumper."

by completeslumper January 17, 2017

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

sklump

a non-derogatory word for a black person

There were a bunch of sklumps at the mall last night.

by Snuffaluffagus Pantyhose December 7, 2006