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splorfle

To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.
Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!
by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010
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Sploriforous

When one forgets the lyrics to songs, Sploriforous is a preferred filler word.
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle / Razzle Dazzle 'em / Give em a Show that's so Magnificent / Row After Row Will Go...SPLORIFOROUS
by ChicagoFail September 3, 2012
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Sportadork

Someone who is adorable and hella chaotic at the same time
Fur is a sportadork
by Hxwellz October 15, 2020
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After-Sport-Man-Flops

Those black or white flip flops with no toe piece. It usually goes with the mesh shorts down past the ass, and adidas knee high socks. The 'cool' version of a tourist.
Nick was wearing those After-Sport-Man-Flops, he wanted to look cool, but he just succeeded in looking like he had red legs due to his socks being up higher than his pants.
by lucybella16 December 30, 2009
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Canadian Sport Coat

An acid washed jean jacket, preferably vintage from 1978. Worn mostly by suspicious young males unaware of suspicious appearance.
Just picked up a sick canadian sport coat at the goodwill today.
by Aws1187 July 6, 2011
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Fake sport

A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.
Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !
by not_a_fag January 7, 2016
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Greatest Sport

Hockey, cause its fucking hockey
by DioDiMorte March 17, 2019
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