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Situationship

Situationship, is two people who cannot leave each other alone. Situationship is when your have broken up but decides to be friends but that relationship bond is still there.. Situationship is two people who acts like a couple but they’re not.
girl 1- I get to see my man today, girl 2- whooo? girl 1- well he’s not my man, we’re friends its a situationship
by heyhey23girl2 June 15, 2023
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urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
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costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.
by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012
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Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
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Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016
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ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)
by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017
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kayne situation

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021
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