gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007

The c shift

In the fire department culture, work is usually divided into 3 shifts, or platoons; A, B, & C shift. The C shift is the spawn of the A & B shift, when fire departments became busier with higher call volume. It was necessary, to have an extra shift, in order to get the other shifts longer group days off for rest & recovery. It was also necessary to get the stupidest, dumbest bunch of village fucking idiots into one group, so as to only let the public be in danger by their incompetence only 10 days out of the month instead of 15, or only 1/3 of the year, instead of 1/2 of the year. fuck sticksass clownsbutt fucking idiotsboner biting butt fuckersdonkey punching dick lickersshit eating fart knockers

A shifter: "Good morning C shifter, what happened to the rig & why do we have a reserve engine?"

C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"

A shifter: "What? Fuck me."

C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."

A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."

C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."

A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."

by thefuriousone January 4, 2008

Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.

"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"

by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

a shift

a person who says something one day then changes their opinion to the opposite the next on a continuous basis

Trent: Bro, Melvin told me to fuck off and get out of his life last week, now he's saying i love you and acting like a mate

Abanoub: Yeah what a freak, he's done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.

by the original t-bag March 13, 2009

C-Shift

The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.

Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."

by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

stick shift

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!

by natty-ice June 14, 2009

Ph-shift

A Ph-shift, or Phantom shift, is a therianthrope-related occurence, when a therian feels the limbs of their phenotype. They can feel their animal limbs, yet they do not physically exist.
A ph-shift can be brought by similar factors of a m-shift, occur randomly, or can even happen at will.
Many therians say a ph-shift is the closest thing to a P-shift.
M-shift P-shift phenotype therianthrope therian

I had a ph-shift recently, and it can conflict with the human limbs.

by Steve494 October 18, 2008