Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010

spice boy

A social group consisting of males following the latest fashions of Pink polos (that have seams on the outside) bleached blonde spikey hair & tight t-shirts.
They usually shop in Envy, Topman, the like.
They are not confrontational, but are rather cocky and arrogant. Especially amongst females.

"Come on lads! lets get these stellas down our necks and go find some totty!" - spice boy

by deanmouski September 26, 2005

twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 26, 2009

spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

spice girls

a "girl band" (they did not play instruments) from the United Kingdom that became popular in the mid-90's; their members were commonly called Scary, Sporty, Posh, Ginger & Baby; the Spice Girls' popularity died after Ginger quit and before their third CD dropped; responsible for that goofy movie "Spice World"

The Spice Girls invented the following "girl band" formula:

1) the only one who can actually sing (Scary);
2) the butch one (Sporty);
3) the sexy one (Ginger);
4) the "cute 'n' bubbly" one (Baby); and
5) the stuck-up one (Posh).

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

Spifey

YouTuber with 110K+ Subscribers on YouTube
Known for being horrible at Minecraft and uploading once an eternity on YouTube
Beaver/Walrus/Warless

Depressed guy 1: Hey, Spifey uploaded!
Depressed guy 2: WAAAAAT NO WAYYY

by Rickie75 May 18, 2018

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008