Slacksy

Someone who slacks off (especially in coal mines when their quota is a 1/2 ton)

“GET BACK IN THERE SLACKSY!” Said stalin to the man who only brought him 1/4 ton of coal that day.

by Mae slacksy March 5, 2021

socksimist

When socks monopolize an entire basket; too many socks; sock supremacy

When you sort laundry and you have a basket full of socks but nothing else... socksimists are everywhere

by Luna Kora April 15, 2021

moc-socks

wearing socks with moccassins because its too cold outside to wear them barefoot, or you just dont want your feet to smell;)

its really cold outside but i still wana wear moccassins!

then just wear moc-socks!

by justinbieberlikesme March 19, 2011

Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.

On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.

by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011

Rocky socks

Hungover. Really hungover.

I drank way too much last night and today I've got rocky socks.

by Youphoric August 1, 2012

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016