The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
by A=L+P January 19, 2018
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sling pussy

You sling shots? I sling pussy.
by Catslinger December 12, 2016
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SLING SHOTTER

WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK ON A SLINGSHOT AND YOU BUST A HUGE ASS NUT
"Bro My friend is a sling shotter"
"Fr?, I thought he was gay"
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Slinging Franks

Slinging Franks is a term used in New York City's Rikers Island jail from 2000's to 2010's.

When people say "Suck my Dick" as an insult or sign of disrespect the people who heard it describe it as "Slinging Franks" so they don't have to repeat the word dick.
"Ay yo, Dianne Sawyer... Suck my dick!"

Wow he is slinging franks to Dianne Sawyer.
by Ste2ph April 20, 2023
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 23, 2023
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hash slinging slasher

that one friend who always pulls up with some typa weed
“yo the homie hash slinging slasher gon pull up”
“we boutta get baked asf tonight bro”
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Hash Slinging Slasher

1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.
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