happy slap

happy slaps, happy slapping.

Slapping a random person (they can be on the bus, walking down the street, whatever) whilst recording the act with a video camera phone. It's a very unfortunate London phenomenon. Attackers are usually yoots (ghetto versions of chavs) thinking they are rudeboys. Victims are usually boys around the same age as the attackers, but it's not unknown for victims to be older, or even women. Sometimes the tables are turned, as there are videos going around where the attacker is happy slapped by the victim. More power to the victims, I say. The act is totally random, so be on the lookout for a group of pussified yoots pointing their camera phone (that their mum bought) at you.

I hope to God that one day a happy slap victim is a psycho and shanks the happy slapper in the face.

If you get happy slapped, grab the camera phone and smash it on the ground.

by hatehumanity November 30, 2004

Slap ass month

Everybody has the right to slap those thick ass girls or guys and get horny

Slap it and make it wobble for the slap ass month all of October

by Yourbigcockguy October 2, 2019

rap slap

When you get hit by someone who is rapping with large hand gestures.

"Be careful, you have to stay away from J when he is rapping, you could get rap slapped."
"We went to this party and Chan got rap slapped. Now she has a black eye."

by ibqueen October 24, 2014

swamp slap

To slap a person after having placed your hand on your sweaty genetalia.

i swamp slapped walt last night and his face still smells.

by Brian Janssen March 17, 2008

slap face month

october is slap face month becuase if anyone tries to slap my ass you will get slapped back 😘😘

did you know it’s slap face month?

by Katie yasss September 29, 2019

Slap Ass Friday

A perverted game of tag played on Fridays. Object is to try and hit as many people's asses as possible without getting your ass slapped. From the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds.

Girl 1: You know what day it is?

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1's ass* Slap Ass Friday! *runs*

Girl 1: *chases her* I'm gonna get you!

Stranger: ?

by shadowladyxo March 6, 2015

Lumberjack Slap

Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.

Don't make me lumberjack slap you!

by Bogo May 12, 2004