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chris slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!
by Reducto February 10, 2009
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Spartan Slap

The act of slapping, moving your entire arm in a " slow motion" to seem as if you are in slow motion, when your palm is 5cm away from the subjects face, the speed increases so you slap them hard.
this creates the effect used in the movie 300.
it also looks funny
James: so yeah i was walking dow-
Sai: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Spartan slap)
by msholtishot October 1, 2009
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Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!
Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping
by T-struction June 19, 2011
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batty slap

A ferocious arm movement involving the hand (usually the back of the hand) connecting with the cheek of someones backside.
A slap of the batty.
(owen runs around naked with josh filming)
owen: you put that video on youtube and you'll get a batty slap.
josh: harder!
by timige March 27, 2008
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fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.
Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!
by incinerator May 30, 2012
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Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.
*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me
by DE1337ME December 6, 2009
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grundle slap

when a man stands with his legs spread a bit and swings his ball sack so that they slap his grungle area.
i dared my friend to do something embarrassing and he pulled his pants down and showed me the grundle slap.
by James Hill January 17, 2008
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