Simon

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.

Simon and Leanne are great together!
Simon the new guy is an amazing guy!
Leanne Loves Simon!

by QKAngel April 8, 2010

SIMBY

SIMBY - stick in my back yard.

The SIMBY crowd go to city hall and get everything they want including parks and recreational facilities, libraries, schools, museums, mass transit, street landscaping, and other community amenities.

I guess it's a little refreshing to the politicians to have a break from the NIMBY who are not happy with anything.

by mlhiss May 13, 2008

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

Simmy

To kick someone within the crotial area with the intent to do bodily harm and severe harm to reproductive organs.(Maybe be commited with a 'steel' toed boot.)

I simmy'd you Biatch!

by Trizzy April 16, 2004

simmy

perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone

T: "I hate the Cullens."
N: "I know, they're all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they're just so fucking simmy.

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005