Shmammerblasted

Basically a new form of crunk, bopped,wasted, faded, and or lifted. Adj. Shmammerblasted- the act of being drunk or getting drunk to the point of being incoherant of whats going on around you.

Dude i cant even see your face right now. I'm Shmammerblasted!

by Jpuke June 1, 2011

shmammy

sexy boy that is really sexy. people often get mad at his sassiness though. should care about people more. he is really fun to talk to but pretty looserish. overall shmammys are loved.

shmammy is sydneys life.

by supercoolkat5 January 4, 2012

shimamigated

adjective
a word to describe any combination of the following:
- smashed
- hammered
- inebriated
- shitfaced

origins: a inebriated individual who attempted to say multiple words simultaneously

"Bruh, gi'me yer keys, y'all're too shimamigated."

by krumble1 March 3, 2015

Siamese Schwinn

A tandem bicycle

Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn

Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(

by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015

shmammered

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

by garygarland November 23, 2015

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

simable

Any Non-Phone Device that requires a SIM card to function. All wearables that require a SIM card would be considered a SIMable

I order this smartwatch online... I didn't know I was going to need a SIM card to get all the features working. I guess it is a simable.

by The Paw Tracker September 17, 2016