Basically a new form of crunk, bopped,wasted, faded, and or lifted. Adj. Shmammerblasted- the act of being drunk or getting drunk to the point of being incoherant of whats going on around you.
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adjective
a word to describe any combination of the following:
- smashed
- hammered
- inebriated
- shitfaced
origins: a inebriated individual who attempted to say multiple words simultaneously
a word to describe any combination of the following:
- smashed
- hammered
- inebriated
- shitfaced
origins: a inebriated individual who attempted to say multiple words simultaneously
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Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(
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Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!
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