Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

shmofiefie

lol

hi, im shmofiefie.

by bigtittyloverjed May 28, 2019

Scoof

80s slang for sex.

Nude on all fours on the bed, Kristy looked back over her shoulder and said to Larry, let's scoof.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

shloffy

the noun for when she gives you top but drools a lot

last night I wanted good top but I got shloffy

by alexisthetexan July 1, 2019

Scoofitan

A word someone named Scott created specifically to post something on here. So add me up on Instagram @scott__daily and um, yeah enjoy this definition. So anyway, im kinda bored so im just gonna keep writing but you can just stop reading here because i don't know what im really saying, im basically just waffling at this point like omg definitions, am i right? ha ha

Guy1: I wanna add a word on urban dictionary
Guy2: Thats a scoofitan

by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019

Shoefire

When aidan gets a lighter he makes the shoefire

“Wow who gave him a lighter he’s gonna make another shoefire”

by George9710 October 26, 2019

Shoob

Someone that is a noob but acts like a shitty know-it-all. Hence this person is being a shitty noob, aka shoob.

Hey man, stop pretending you’re a badass when we all know you’ve never played that game before. You’re being such a shoob.

by Paul-E-Sure July 9, 2020