mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".

Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

Shit and run

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"

by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018

shit nigga

When something happens unexpectedly and you believe that saying this will help cope with the situation.

Mother: 'Jimmy, come up from the basement for supper.'

Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'

Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'

Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'

by RocEgg123 March 1, 2013

chat shit get banged

An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.

Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged

by technicalJohn January 27, 2016

Shit Yeah

A much more intense way of the popular 'Hell Yeah' phrase.

'Dude, that was awesome!'
'Shit yeah!'

by Clayton Bigsby White Power June 1, 2007

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009

piece of shit dad

A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.

Paul is a piece of shit dad.

by Alwayskidsfirst June 23, 2016