Shiffie

The act of taking a selfie while sitting on toilet, originating from the English words shit and selfie

Bruh, check out this epic "shiffie" I just took in the bathroom! *Sends shiffie*

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair January 20, 2015

Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"

"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."

by JMFS13 July 15, 2014

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015

Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016

Shitbiscut

An exreamly retarded person.
also used as a cuss word.

"He is a shitbiscut."
"Ahh shitbiscut!"

by Dwarf03 November 3, 2016

Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

ShitDip

The complete opposite of a dipshit. Just kidding it’s absolutely the same. Someone who is so stupid that saying dipshit just won’t ever be enough.

Timmy: “I love cats because they remind me of pussy.”
RebeKa:”Stop being such a ShitDip Timmy boy.”

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018