seasoned toker

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker

"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"

by ismokeganja January 23, 2009

secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.

My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.

by bassistforgod07 January 27, 2010

Seasonally Confused

When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is

"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."

by missmary5 April 4, 2010

Second-friend

A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.

I bought my second-friend a small but appropriate birthday gift to be cordial.

by candiedbones November 4, 2017

secondary wipe

When you take a shit and wipe your ass, but then have to come back like 20 minutes later and wipe your ass again because it itches and there’s still shit on there, that is a secondary wipe.

Damn, my ass was itching and sure enough it was because I needed a secondary wipe.

by Thefza September 14, 2019

Sebong

has 13 best boys!!!

SCOUPS, JEONGHAN, JOSHUA, JUN, HOSHI, WONWOO, WOOZI, THE8, MINGYU, DK, SEUNGKWAN, VERNON, DINO.

Sebong is the best performers

by zarinne June 8, 2021

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022