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A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
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Definition:
1. Semonth (singular noun) – Seven days, representing a quarter of a month. A division of a month into segments, each lasting approximately seven days.
2. Semonths (plural noun) – They have multiple periods within a month’s cycle.
Significance:
• It defines a specific briefer period within a month’s duration.
• It offers an alternative way to divide the month, offering a more segmented comprehension of time.
• It implies a structure or pattern in time passage based on a hebdomadal (weekly) division.
Definition:
1. Semonth (singular noun) – Seven days, representing a quarter of a month. A division of a month into segments, each lasting approximately seven days.
2. Semonths (plural noun) – They have multiple periods within a month’s cycle.
Significance:
• It defines a specific briefer period within a month’s duration.
• It offers an alternative way to divide the month, offering a more segmented comprehension of time.
• It implies a structure or pattern in time passage based on a hebdomadal (weekly) division.
Examples:
• “The project is expected to be completed within two semonths.”
• “Our command will encounter every semonth to review progress.”
• “Sales figures consistently increase during the primary semonth of the month.”
• “The project is expected to be completed within two semonths.”
• “Our command will encounter every semonth to review progress.”
• “Sales figures consistently increase during the primary semonth of the month.”
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Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
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