a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.
by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016
Get the selfie pythonmug. The male equivalent of the female "selfie"
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)
Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting?
But first, let me take a dick selfie.
But first, let me take a dick selfie.
by hkam May 11, 2014
Get the dick selfiemug. by Jwmyra July 22, 2016
Get the Potato selfiemug. by clappr February 27, 2015
Get the Food Selfiemug. by gumdr0pp December 23, 2017
Get the Pyper selfiemug. by tommilover April 15, 2014
Get the double selfiemug. You may not like taking pictures of yourself, but don't get all selfie righteous towards those who do.
by slothie July 12, 2014
Get the selfie righteousmug.