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National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.
The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.
by Breedbot December 31, 2022
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F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.
F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.
by Bongilante October 30, 2011
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.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial
Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"
by Dionaed September 2, 2025
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Security Breach Halloween Hack is a retelling of FNAF Security Breach as well as a fan sequel to the Earthbound Halloween Hack by Toby Fox when he went by the name Radiation. It is written by Daniel Movie Productions, and follows the main character, a bounty hunter named Varik, getting hired by Fazbear Entertainment to search the Mega Pizza Plex to find missing people. You can read the story on Wattpad.
Person 1: Dude, FNAF Security Breach sucked.

Person 2: I know, but Security Breach Halloween Hack is a bit better.
by Dong Jr. January 27, 2024
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alert security systems

It is a one stop shop to fulfill your all electronic security related needs like cctv camera, access control systems, fire alarm systems, burglar alarm systems, boom barriers, dfmd, hhmd n lots of others
Alert security systems is one stop solution for your electronic security related needs
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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security theatre

Bloated, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.
> UNIX family is safer

Wow, what a security theatre
by Sir. B September 10, 2021
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