Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025

nebraskan corn schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.

The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd August 9, 2024

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024